I DESIRE: CHILL OUT!

NO! I don't want to kiss you.

NO! I do not want to send you pictures.

NO! I don't miss you.

I JUST MET YOU YESTERDAY, CHILL OUT!

HOW ROMANTIC! that the first thing you noticed on my body was the "gap." Too bad my name is Sharita and not Shakira.  MY HIPS LIE!

DID YOU REALLY JUST SAY THAT TO ME? CHILL OUT!

WHAT GIVES YOU THE CONFIDENCE? to bring your 4'11'' self over to me.

WHAT GIVES YOU THE CONFIDENCE? to flash your "peek-n-boo" smile. 

WHO IN HELL LEFT THE GATE OPEN? CLOSE IT FAST!

There is a such thing as being TOO FORWARD and TOO CONFIDENT! CHILL OUT!